Outerspace Vodka 700ml
"The aliens have landed! Everyone, protect the corn! Don't let them make crop circles in our beautiful corn fields!"
This is what we would say if this was a real alien head. Luckily, it's not. It's a bottle of Outerspace Vodka, which is made American corn and distilled five times and filtered through a meteorite said to be 4-billion years old!
The corn fields are safe. For now. Keep watching the skies.