People tell me that one should not just have *any* cola with black rum.
"Oh," says I?
I then ask how they can tell the difference between one cola and another?
After patiently hearing their story, I point out the great flaw in their taste testing.
"I can't tell one cola from another when I drink black rum," says I.
"You can only tell the difference because you haven't added enough rum," I say!
Silly them!
Stolen is my preferred black rum.
It's so far ahead of the competition, I can't recall what the next best might be.
Note to WAM: please try not to let stocks get too low.
I get withdrawal symptoms when you have no stock.