Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur 500ml
The Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur is a magical, mythical glittering spirit made purely from the tears of humanely raised Unicorns. The Unicorn emotion harvesting technology (patent pending) results in a magical gin experience and an iridescent glittery shimmer that will blow your mind. To obtain this unique and beautiful taste, the free range Unicorns are humanely fed bucket loads of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. Then forced down with a giant pink and gold glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras. Then reaping of the tears as they fall to the ground. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.